Trump-appointed U.S. District Judge partially blocks our FTC’s ban on non-compete clauses in worker contracts — clauses that prevent workers from getting new and better jobs! — and will probably strike it down not long before it goes into effect at the end of August. Saying our FTC “lacks the power” to make and enforce such a rule seems to me a conveniently narrow view of our FTC’s legal mandate to fight “unfair methods of competition,” and dig the right-wing view of this decision summarized in paragraph 12: “(b)usiness groups and many Republicans say that noncompetes are a crucial tool for businesses to protect trade secrets, confidential information and their investments in recruiting and training workers.” Horseshit! Laws prohibiting the revelation of trade secrets and confidential information protect those things, which right-wingers must know, or else they wouldn’t blunder on to whining about how hard it is to “invest” in and “recruit” and “train” workers. Look, either our corporate overlords are TEH GREATESTZ AMURIKANZ EVAHZ!!!! or they have trouble training and retaining workers; it can’t be both. Of course investing in workers costs money, money executives could use to gild the plumbing in their 19th vacation homes.
Another day, another reminder that right-wingers don’t “fear” a dictator so much as they want one. And that’s what folks do once they give in to masturbatory rage – though of course they deny wanting a dictator, or they say this time is different, as if no one in human history has ever said that before. Anyway, our Supreme Court, with its noxious ruling on Presidential immunity, has essentially declared the American Experiment over. But we will have something to say about that, and not just on Election Day.
Another day, another corporation hoping to gum up debate over its useless products with heart-tugging and ultimately meaningless statistics. This time it’s SoundThinking, which used to be known as ShotSpotter, until a bunch of cities who had invested heavily in its technology found it didn’t spot gunshots very well. Apparently no one’s tracking the data ShotSpotter, er, SoundThinking offers, and actually you can spot the lie, so to speak, in the grammar – “(f)rom 2022 to 2023, more than 380 lives were saved because of this technology,” not this technology saved 380 lives, which is the way folks would phrase it if they were sure of themselves. Again: always suspect the passive voice.
Want another reason to despise Project 2025? The Heritage Foundation’s proposed radical restructuring of our federal government would also steal earned benefits from our soldiers and convert that money into corporate welfare. They’re calling these benefits “extra compensation,” though if you had your leg blown off fighting for our country you’d probably see it a little differently. Project 2025 would also privatize our Veterans Administration, which is the only Medicare-for-All-style health insurance program our government offers. How many times must I tell these pimps! Privatizing always leads to higher costs in the long run! Our government couldn’t possibly do health insurance worse than private corporations do! The heavily-privatized system we’ve got, after all, causes the repossession of soldiers' prosthetic limbs.
In a sign that wielding the Big Stick of PR is working, Donald Trump has “disavowed” Project 2025. I never said the man was dumb – I’ve specifically said that he plays dumb just like every other right-winger does – but I’d be dumb to believe him, and again, you can tell he’s lying just by reading intelligently: “I know nothing about Project 2025,” yet also “I disagree with some of the things they’re saying and some of the things they’re saying are absolutely ridiculous and abysmal,” and yet also “(a)nything they do, I wish them luck.” You don’t wish someone “luck” if they’re “ridiculous and abysmal.” If Donald Trump were King Solomon, he’d not only have cut the baby in half, he’d have enjoyed it.
Finally, I’ve avoided looking at political news this week because I know it’s all hysteria about Joe Biden’s age, but ex-Republican Stuart Stevens at The Atlantic provides exactly the right corrective. Long story short: Joe Biden’s done a good job, so Democrats should “(s)how a little swagger, not timidity” and “seize the day.” At least one Biden campaign ad demonstrates a clue on how to do this, contrasting Donald Trump’s 34 felony convictions with Biden accomplishments like raising corporate taxes and lowering prescription drug prices. These could be better accomplishments, but they are accomplishments, and the only path to getting better accomplishments doesn’t run through replacing Joe Biden – or through voting for the fascist whose followers will throw bricks through your windows if you put a “Love Wins” sign on your lawn.