After hearing about right-wingers blaming liberals for the attempted assassination of Donald Trump even though the shooter was a registered Republican, I can only say, well, how typical. Having been unimpressed with crying about Sarah Palin’s “role” in the Gabrielle Giffords shooting back in 2011, why would I be impressed with efforts to link Joe Biden to the Trump shooting? (Both used crosshair imagery in various campaign efforts.) And yet Republicans, despite positioning themselves as “the party of personal responsibility,” can’t seem to blame anyone who fires a gun at another human being for, you know, firing a gun at another human being. I’d call it irony, but irony should be more pleasurable than that.
Appalachian expat Neema Avashia reminds us that new Trump running mate/Hillbilly Elegy author J.D. Vance is an “opportunist” who “only represents himself.” She also reminds us that there aren’t many non-white folks in Mr. Vance’s Appalachia although Ms. Avashia is the daughter of Indian immigrants, “(a)nd in his campaign rhetoric, we only exist as the root of Appalachia’s problems; never as one of its sources of strength.” Let me say, also, that we should be wary of being too impressed with Mr. Vance’s populist bona fides – yes, he makes sympathetic noises about monopolies, but plenty of people make sympathetic noises and then do nothing, and anyway sympathetic noises are no reason to vote for a fascist, particularly when our current President has actually done something about monopolies.
You heard about the Microsoft software crash that threw airports into chaos this past week? Well, stop me if you’ve heard this one before, but Microsoft pushed back against an FTC investigation of “the risks of a handful of cloud services companies controlling the world’s technological infrastructure” because of course they did. Brook no what-do-you-expect-a-corporation-to-do cynicism, because we should expect a corporation to do right by its customers. Of course FTC Chair Lina Khan is right that “a single glitch results in a system-wide outage, affecting industries from healthcare and airlines to banks and auto-dealers” and that monopolies create “fragile systems,” and of course anyone with a functioning brain would come to the same conclusion, but cue another six months of headlines from the Wall Street Journal about how wrong she is about everything.
Tennessee state legislature, never content with all the harm they’ve done to good Tennesseans, extends a law letting police officers fly drones over private property without getting a warrant first. The law’s defenders actually compare it to airplanes flying over your property! Because police routinely use planes flying 30,000 feet above your property to spy on you! And of course the law’s defenders also offer a) anecdotal evidence and b) anecdotal evidence that would fall outside warrant requirements anyway, meaning no one actually requires cops to get a warrant before saving someone in a cornfield from their own attempted suicide. Even this U.S. Supreme Court, the one that immunizes Presidential “official acts,” wouldn’t smile on any of these arguments.
From In These Times we learn about “green” biomass corporations turning trees into wood pellets. It’s not even better than coal, since burning wood pellets actually creates more carbon than burning coal does, and biomass definitions of “waste wood” are much more, shall we say, liberal than common sense would dictate, so this is exactly the kind of thing that makes right-wingers go HAHAHAHA YOURZ RENEWABULZ AREZ TEH DURTEEZ!!!!!, so maybe we ought to do better. Sometimes you wonder if some executives don’t want to do better – yes, I mean that they may literally be doing it wrong just to enrage folks they find sympathetic, or useful. Hey, if I thought of it, I’m sure they have.
Finally, in a development that will surely enrage those who complain about the “weaponization of the Justice Department” ha ha I kid of course, a jury finds Sen. Bob Menendez (D-NJ) guilty of bribery charges. Good riddance to him, but I can’t help but wonder if he could appeal to our Supreme Court and say he should be immunized for his “official acts.” Again, I kid – they’d respond that their doctrine only applies to Donald Trump ahem Presidents because only Donald Trump ahem Presidents need to be “vigorous” and “energetic.”