Larry Flynt tells the Fox Business (sic) Channel's Neil Cavuto that he's "hoping" to expose a sex scandal involving yet another Republican Senator within a week or two. But I'm not looking forward to it. I've heard that Trent Lott's sudden retirement might be a related matter, but I doubt it -- Mr. Lott's retirement makes sense in too many other ways. I've also heard two other potential candidates for the "sex scandal of huge proportions" -- current Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell of Kentucky and South Carolina Senator Lindsey Graham. I suppose I hold one tiny soft spot in my heart for Mr. McConnell, who was one of the 34 deciding votes against that flag-burning monstrosity last year, but I'd also vastly prefer Mr. Graham, once an actual hero for condemning the antics at Abu Ghraib, to whichever right-wing panderer succeeds him. I mean, they always find someone worse.