Well, I said I'd do it, so I've done it: here are five pages from my book, Penny Rants: Notes of a Sanctimonious Purist, 2005-2012. The first comes from early in the blog's early days; in it, we contemplate a bucolic scene with both John Bolton and Christopher Cox, if you can believe it:
In the second, we discuss why Sen. McCain's effort to find common ground with students at the New School and Liberty University was bound to fail:
Here we discuss Hardball host Chris Matthews's apology for saying mean things about Hillary Clinton -- and what his apology actually tells us about the "liberal" media:
In this post, from June of 2009, we learn the real reason a certain Fox News personality (who now sits in the Hall of the Unnamed here at this blog, so great is his shame) is so dangerous:
And finally (for now!), we remember those halcyon days when the "liberal" media used to blame the American people for the fact that Congress couldn't do anything:
So, if Penny Rants seems like your cup of tea, you can get it right here, at my storefront, Blunt Instruments. If you did me the honor of buying my book, you'd pay for it through PayPal (which you can do even if you don't have an actual PayPal account), so I won't ever see your credit card information; I'll only see your name, address, and your email address (which I won't use for further marketing schemes or sell to third parties). Thanks again, good folks, for all your support.