Rep. Todd "Legitimate Rape" Akin (R-MO) ignores deadline to take himself off ballot for Senate race, saying he represents "a conservative movement that must be heard." I think I've heard that "movement" in public restrooms.
Rep. Steve King (A-IA) suggests that most collegiate multicultural groups consist of "people that (sic) feel sorry for themselves." Not at all like Republicans!
New Hampshire sheriff candidate says he'll use "deadly force" to stop an abortion -- but not if it's medically necessary to save the mother's life, of course. No truth to the rumor he learned to tell the difference at the Todd Akin School of Medicine.
Republicans plan a "We Did Build This!" theme at their upcoming convention -- but the stadium in which they'll convene was built largely with public funds. Gosh, some of these write themselves!
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